at some point today I cut my forehead? now its starting to hurt
the best part about today is that its overrrrr
& possibly that the grocery store was filled with paint fumes and I might be a little high on top of being delirious. && that MiO and popcorn was on sale. Two of my favorite things.
I can practically see your boner from here, why don’t you stare some more
Days like today I miss smoking. More so for the break from people then anything
|Me:||(hears Game of Thrones theme coming from upstairs)|
|Me:||(unplugs everything from laptop and runs upstairs)|
I swear to god if any of you walk past me one more time with a fucking bottle of nasty ass perfume from cosmetics dept. I’m gonna go on a killing spree.
I almost did a shoulder stand today doing yoga. ALMOST. But im proud i pushed myself to something more difficult and something i never tried before & didnt totally fail like i thought i would.
Also, im totally addicted to those MiO water enhancers. The new lemonade flavor is off the CHAIN.
Lastly, im in love with my new fresh kicks i picked up yesterday. Heres to a non knee hurting treadmill runs (or so i hope) from here on out.
|Me:||OH, I guess you have a larger penis then all of us in your large truck, so you get to go first!|
|Me:||No, that's okay ma'am, I don't need my half of the road I drive a little echo soooo.|
|Me:||Did I not get the memo on signal lights no longer being mandatory?!|
|Me:||OMG ARE YOU 90?|
So, last time I was at MAC i was given a sample of ’Zoom Lash’ mascara. Now I have used MAC mascara before and wasn’t a huge fan… but WOAH. Holy porn star eyelashes! Might have to invest!
Waiting at the airport or my 6am FLIGHT TO CUBA. NBD. I love you all muchos. I put a few things in my queue, hopefully you all aren’t gone when I’m back in a week *muah*!!